Some laws......

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.